before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up
calling your friends like
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
I love how my school can afford to buy new ipads for the students to use but for some reason two-ply toilet paper is ‘out of the question’